Dawn the Apocalypse

Saturday, 23 March 2013

ZOMBIE His and Hers Fragrance

So you're a Zombie. Or you know a Zombie. And you might become a Zombie. Any way you slice and dice it, you’ll need different kinds of fragrance. Fragrances that can make the dead simply pass by without offending. Because only Demeter Fragrance Library could make a Zombie fragrance eminently wearable...

Locust Swarm Hits Israel

Swarms descending: A swarm of an estimated 30million locust has descended on Egypt (including these insects seen over the Al-Mogattam district of Cairo) as Israel braces for the infestation to head their way

Locust swarm hits Israel as a million insects cross border from Egypt
• A small swarm of 2,000 locusts has been spotted near Jerusalem
• Israel's Agriculture Ministry set up an emergency hotline and task force
• The swarm was estimated to be made up of 30million insects while in Egypt
• The infestation has been devastating crops in Egypt ahead of Passover

ARMED DOLPHINS ESCAPE

No really...

DOLPHINS ARMED WITH GUNS AND KNIVES ALLEGEDLY ESCAPE INTO WILD
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Close Contact Asteroid

Close shave: Although it will come uncomfortably close to the Earth, NASA said that 'no earth impact is possible'

Asteroid that could do as much damage as 1,000 atomic bombs will whizz past tomorrow.
Asteroid 2012 DA14 will quickly pass Earth at 7:24pm on Friday.
NASA say 'no earth impact is possible' but it will cut through satellites' orbit.
Scientists said there is a small chance television signals could be affected...