OMFG GIT YOU WUN! – Itza Mech!

Buy your own Mech !!

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You can get it online!!

*Hunting round for husband’s credit card right now…*

SPEC:

Height : about 4,000 mm / Width: about 3,000 mm / Length : about 4,000 mm / Weight : about 4,500 kg

Control system : AE V-sido

• ROBOT PILOT
• THE MOST ADVANCED CONTROL SYSTEM
• CUSTOM MADE
• EASY TO BUY

Apocalypse f#ck yeah! Woot – Woot!

GO SEE: http://suidobashijuko.jp/

The Zombie Combat Manual

Fight the undead!

• Learn all sorts of undead fighting techniques.
• Step-by-step instructions (many with illustrations).
• Focuses on found weapons - the things you find as you struggle through the apocalypse.

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Ten-four good buddy - CB Radio Repair

How Does It Work?
CB radios can both transmit and receive, they have 40 channels on which you can speak and/or listen. Mobile radios and mobile telephones work approximately the same way.


What Can Go Wrong?
OMG so many things! Especially if you are Murphy’s b!tch and you find yourself locked down in a truck or police station during an Apocalypse; zombie hordes surrounding you on all sides – which almost always happens – and there is a CB Radio that could save your life, but it doesn’t work – dun dun dun – its cool though because you read this article.
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How Can I Identify the Problem?
Power?
Fuzzy?
Crackly or Whines?
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What Basic Parts, Materials, and Tools Do I Need?
(May require a supply run just like in MMO questing)
Screwdrivers 
Wrenches
Canned air
Electronic contact cleaner
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What Are the Steps to Fixing It?
Diagnose noise on your CB radio…
Replace a CB antenna…
Clean electronic CB components…
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Read more here http://www.fixitclub.com/Electronics/CB_Radio.shtml?page=1

Another Sign: Apocalypse by Magnetic Reversal

Lopsided growth of the Earth's core could explain why its magnetic field reverses direction every few thousand years. If it happened now, we would be exposed to solar winds capable of knocking out global communications and power grids.

Read more HERE…
Journal reference: Nature Geoscience, DOI: 10.1038/ngeo1506

So little time so many ways to Apocalypse

Mayan Apocalypse
The world will end December 21 2012 because time is cyclical and is due to reset – make the circle bigger!

Asteroid Impact Apocalypse
1/700 000 chance of Smoosh! None with a romantic soundtrack.

Ice Age Apocalypse VS Global Warming Apocalypse
Climate change is inevitable it’s a matter of when not if. Water Bears say “Whatever MoFo”.

Nuclear War Apocalypse
Cuz you know all them countries have one right!?!

Biotech Disaster Apocalypse – AKA Zombie Apocalypse
Because hahaha they have been feeding us genetically modified food crap for years now without knowing what it really does – you don’t even want to know what’s gone into the oceans.

Alien Invasion Apocalypse
Why would beings clearly a lot smarter and capable than us, not take our sh!t from us and eat us!?! Thanks SETI for letting them know we’re here.

Robot Revolution Apocalypse
Because scientists just have to keep pursuing AI. Today its searching cat videos how cute; tomorrow its Googling how best to exterminate large populations of humans at one time.

Mass Insanity Apocalypse
Really sure we are already into this one… you have seen Japan right?!?

Rogue Black Hole Apocalypse
Ten million of them in the Milky Way alone; even a blind man playing putt-putt with the Earth would take those odds.

Super Volcano Apocalypse
About 500 ways the Earth could fart insignificant little us out of existence.

Read more: possible_causes_of_the_apocalypse… 

The 5 Best Improvised Weapons

Don’t tell airport security or we are all f#cked!
Low tech Combat…


An improvised weapon should:

• be a benign item that is not automatically viewed as a weapon (Surprise MoFo!!!) 
• be strong enough for its purpose (just like playing rock paper scissors...) 
• be better than an unarmed option (You may laugh at my toothpick now….but YOU have NO toothpick hahaaa!) 
• have a use outside of a weapon (Like a spoon right? Cuz you can beat them then eat them? – you can totally use a spoon as an eyelash curler too – I have seen it on youtube) 
• be able to be used quickly (No no; you wait there and stand still while I set this MoFo up so I can cut you…)

5 Best Improvised Weapons:

1. A pocket of loose change (or put it in your sock for prison style…)
2. A Backpack (What you gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk… Surprise MoFo!)
3. A Drink (I have had a few that certainly felt like weapons the next morning…)
4. A Maglight Torch (Is that a torch in your pocket or are you just happy to self defense me? )
5. Unbreakable Umbrella (OMG do they make those!?!?)

Mobile Safe House Device

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…
No! It’s the Mobile Safe House Device… (You can still hum the theme song though while you wear it.)


Awesome!