Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen

And not only because Rob Zombie decides to procreate…
Or Zombie Uncle Sam manages to conscript everyone…
Or Jesus comes back…again…the sequel to the sequel…


Top 5 Reasons:

1. Brain Parasites - toxoplasmosa gondii
2. Neurotoxins - chemicals called alkaloids
3. The Real Rage Virus - Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease
4. Neurogenesis - re-grow dead brain tissue
5. Nanobots - nano-cyborg

We would now like to suggest in our next post... The Hello Kitty Chainsaw...