Don’t tell airport security or we are all f#cked!
Low tech Combat…
An improvised weapon should:
- be a benign item that is not automatically viewed as a weapon (Surprise MoFo!!!)
- be strong enough for its purpose (just like playing rock paper scissors...)
- be better than an unarmed option (You may laugh at my toothpick now….but YOU have NO toothpick hahaaa!)
- have a use outside of a weapon (Like a spoon right? Cuz you can beat them then eat them? – you can totally use a spoon as an eyelash curler too – I have seen it on youtube)
- be able to be used quickly (No no; you wait there and stand still while I set this MoFo up so I can cut you…)
5 Best Improvised Weapons:
- A pocket of loose change (or put it in your sock for prison style…)
- A Backpack (What you gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk… Surprise MoFo!)
- A Drink (I have had a few that certainly felt like weapons the next morning…)
- A Maglight Torch (Is that a torch in your pocket or are you just happy to self defense me? )
- Unbreakable Umbrella (OMG do they make those!?!?)
