Thursday, 29 March 2012

Suggestion #1: Rednecks – git you wun!



Rednecks are arguably the most likely to survive the Apocalypse therefore it is highly advised you find one now ahead of time – not because they are in scarce supply but rather because some of them are scarier than others and you want to make sure you git a goodin.
Note: This is not an advisable suggestion if you are black or Asian or any of the other colours other than white; hmmmmm probably not advisable if you are Jewish either.

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  1. You could try to get a pair of fat rednecks, that way you'd always have a back up in case one gets eatin...

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