This has at least two benefits...
A: in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse (< please lord Xenu
let it be this one)
It is a fantastic idea to keep a Group Fatty! If ever the
group is surprise attacked by a horde of superfast Zombies, sacrifice your
Group Fatty by putting him at the back of the group (Whilst you are running
away like f#ck, he should already be in this position). This should provide the
group with sufficient time to run to safety – the amount of time depending on
the size of your Fatty and how quickly the Zombies can chew.
B: in the event of an Apocalypse where morality suddenly
becomes a greyish black area
The Group Fatty will at some point provide the group with
much needed nutrition – we hear it smells like bacon tastes like chicken.
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