Wednesday, 4 July 2012

So little time so many ways to Apocalypse


Mayan Apocalypse
The world will end December 21 2012 because time is cyclical and is due to reset – make the circle bigger!

Asteroid Impact Apocalypse
1/700 000 chance of Smoosh! None with a romantic soundtrack.

Ice Age Apocalypse VS Global Warming Apocalypse
Climate change is inevitable it’s a matter of when not if. Water Bears say “Whatever MoFo”.

Nuclear War Apocalypse
Cuz you know all them countries have one right!?!

Biotech Disaster Apocalypse – AKA Zombie Apocalypse
Because hahaha they have been feeding us genetically modified food crap for years now without knowing what it really does – you don’t even want to know what’s gone into the oceans.

Alien Invasion Apocalypse
Why would beings clearly a lot smarter and capable than us, not take our sh!t from us and eat us!?! Thanks SETI for letting them know we’re here.

Robot Revolution Apocalypse
Because scientists just have to keep pursuing AI. Today its searching cat videos how cute; tomorrow its Googling how best to exterminate large populations of humans at one time.

Mass Insanity Apocalypse
Really sure we are already into this one… you have seen Japan right?!?

Rogue Black Hole Apocalypse
Ten million of them in the Milky Way alone; even a blind man playing putt-putt with the Earth would take those odds.

Super Volcano Apocalypse
About 500 ways the Earth could fart insignificant little us out of existence.

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